satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod



amaxingmilk:

#ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME#HE IS BEATING HIS MEAT

did-you-kno:

 Source

did-you-kno:

Source

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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adorablesleep:

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

what


babycakesbriauna:

dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

pleaselovemehard:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

Fucking slammed.

THIS IS AWESOME.

Damn OP wasn’t playing at all. Good for him



thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)



tapdancers:

afuckinglesbian:

WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK

there’s ANOTHER high school musical??

(Source: llttlemermaid)




pandulce11:

epicallyfunny:

You can easily find all these ice cube trays atmost20.com/IceCubes

I want this because of reasons



nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution


ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

(Source: homovikings)



druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"