stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.
Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: thedailypozitive)




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futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(Source: felfs)



ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad





deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b



teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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done:

with your shit





cali-cocaine:

dtownshinin:

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.


money shit

im turning blood tonight


(Source: elledrivers)



tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT